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Are You a Beatnik?

Do you live like there's no tomorrow? Are you gone? Real gone? Do you have a large galaxy of friends? Do they wear goatees? Well, then - you might be a beatnik.

If you remain in any doubt, just fill out the handy questionnaire at the link, and the results will be analyzed to determine if in fact you are a beatnik. Most people only come down with a case of beatnikism as young adults - fortunately, once you've had it, there's very little chance of you getting it again. Also please be aware that, should your test results come back positive, your road to recovery can be assisted by many services offered by the community. Such as gainful employment.

An Actually Interesting Internet Quiz

Every once in a while, I take an online quiz. I don't know why. Sometimes they're halfway legitimate (in-depth personality assessment), often they're completely useless ("what kind of snack cracker are you?!?!"). I can only assume there is some deep-seated human need to be told surprising, relevatory things about ourselves, and online quizzes fulfill it quickly and simply. Or we just get really bored.

I took one about religious beliefs the other day. The Belief-O-Matic. At the outset, I thought it was a particularly pointless exercise, because I pretty much have those nailed down. But it turned out to be very interesting at the end, where they calculated the percentages of what set of religious beliefs matched my answers. It's an opportunity to examine how your beliefs overlap with others you may never have expected.

Secular Humanism (100%) Makes sense. This is how I do describe myself. Good job, Belief-O-Matic.

Unitarian Universalism (93%) I had no idea what this was. After some brief research, I found that it seems to be everything. People who are Christian, people who aren't, people who believe in a god, people who don't. Now I'm curious about the 7% they don't like about me.

Nontheist (86%) Okay. Liberal Quakers (70%). All right. Theravada Buddhism (67%) This school of Buddhism is the only religion I've ever seriously studied with the intent of following it myself, so also a plausible percentage.

Then there's some others. Scientology (33%) Well, that's either unsettling for me or hopeful for Scientologists, guess you take your pick. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (27%) Hey, I'm 27% Mormon! Who knew. My beliefs are also 17% percent comparable with Islam, Orthodox Judaism, and Eastern Orthodox, and Roman Catholic. I'm actually surprised it's that high. Jainism and Hinduism are towards the bottom of the list, which means I don't know as much about them as I thought I did.

And I have absolutely zero percent overlap with Jehovah's Witnesses. Another good call, Belief-O-Matic.

Oh, and according to another quiz, the type of apocalyptic survivor I am is "insane ninja child." I think, all in all, I'm set.